In a world where the vast majority of calories are consumed without thought, without daring, frequently without even tasting them you alone among your cohorts are ready to join the culinary elite knowing that every meal is chance for adventure and glory. New experiences await us my fellow commandos! Amongst the fast food drowned masses, the carbophobes and the evil vegan hordes we stand ready, chef's knife in hand to boldly taste what no one has tasted before. Here you will find recipes, descriptions of exotic spices, notes from my test kitchen tips and other invaluable intelligence against The Battle of The Bland! Most importantly, you will realize you are not alone in your fight against jarred gravy, inferior produce, and the achingly dull empty calories that threaten to destroy the American palette. We will not go quietly into grim world of artificial flavors and colors, nor submit to the corporate juggernaut of corn based extracts. Here do we join arms against a sea of struggles, and by opposing cook them. Sharpen your knives Commandos, ready your peeler and set your mise en place with care. The Battle of The Bland has just begun!
